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"Jesus did not visit my country, China. My country, China, was visited by Lao Tzu, who was Chinese. Why did drug pedlars from England start the opium war? Jesus would not have approved of that. I do not think Jesus visited England. The weather there is terrible and Brighton is not as nice as Hong Kong."